Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction- Dubya (11/12/2013) (oh hey NSFW)

George put down the paint brush and gazed at the image coming to life on the canvas.

 "NO NO NO. THIS IS ALL WRONG." He examined the models he had assembled and clucked disapprovingly.  "This just isn't working.  Come on people! This is my legacy, let's bring this image to life!"

 "I'm just not feeling this pose," said Dick Cheney, who stood tugging his stringy member, around the base of which the former president had attached a length of chain. "I mean, isn't this pun a bit obvious?"

 "ITS ART, HOLD STILL." The Ivy League C-student and twice leader of the free world shouted. "And Barbara, you're all over the place here, get it together!"

 "Who are you talking to, me or grandma?" Asked his daughter, whose fist was buried deep inside the former First Lady.

 "Your grandma, obviously!" He had been referring to the flaccid lips of his mother’s vagina, which had folded over her granddaughter’s wrist and spilled down her forearm. "Jesus, I did NOT do that to your cunt, mom. I blame Jeb.  Jenna, grab another shot of Jäger if that's what it takes, but I need you to really THROW those Marti Gras beads while Michael back there does a heck of a job on your brownie. 

Alright, Laura, you lay back down on the bed looking satisfied, that's it, right underneath the Missionary Position Accomplished banner. But I wanna see a little sadness behind your eyes, since you know I invaded the wrong hole, thaaaats it. Real nice."

"Son, can we hurry this up? I'm chafing." said Bush senior, who had his bone stuffed deep inside a skull.   "This oil isn't really helping." He demonstrated by pouring more raw crude down his chest toward his member and shrugging.  "Still hurts." He said.

"WELL SUCK IT UP, WIMP."  The junior Bush shouted.

The family tried to hold the pose, but the intimacy made the room hot, and it overwhelmed them. Their bodies were drawn closer and closer together until they were rubbing, writhing together.

The 43rd President of these United States wanted to object, but the twitch in his trousers compelled him to do otherwise.  He moved toward his family and colleagues, bringing the canvas with him.  As their bodies began to flow with effluence, the canvas collected it.

Barbara pumped her fist in Barbara, Dick Cheney wrapped his puny putrid cock in the original bill of rights, now property of Halliburton, came on it and smeared the canvas with his waste and the stale ink of our freedoms, Laura fucked her own ass with a big black dildo in a mocking gesture meant for all of us. "Misunderestimate THIS" shouted Bush the 2nd, as he pushed American bald eagles into both of his daughters willing pussies (each ex president is given two bald eagles to do whatever he wants with).

As they reached climax together, piss and shit and cum and that weird drool that comes from deep throating washed over the canvas, and all the bushes shouted in unison: "This even better than fucking the entire nation for 8 years!!"

Dubya held up his masterpiece and knew instantly where it would be displayed. It would hang next to his treasured framed picture book featuring a goat.  A goat with sad eyes that looked like it knew the secrets of every kind of Bush inside job.